Monday, August 30, 2010
melalut di pagi pagi buta...
me aku dan saya
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
serunuk nyer kawenn..!!
al kesa si kondom....opss!!
Rasanya ramai yang dah tahu chewing gum is a banned stuff In Singpore ..
Cakap pasal chewing gum dan Singpore nie...Ada satu cerita, PM Singpore pegi ke Thailand , dia makan malam denganRaja Siam .
Mula-mula diorang makan udang,
PM Singpore tanya kat Raja Siam lepasmakan udang, apa orang Thailand buat dengan kulit udang?
Raja Siam : Kami tak buat apa. Kami buang aje.
PM Singpore : Ooo kat Singpore , kami recycle kulit udang jadikkeropok udang, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thai ..
Lepas tu diorang makan limau plak.
PM Singpore : Lepasmakan limau, apa orang Thailand buat dengan kulit limau??
Raja Siam jawab : Kami tak buat apa, kami buang aje.
PM Singpore : Ooo kat Singpore , kami recycle kulit limau jadik JusLimau, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thai .
Last sekali, diorang makan chewing gum. Seperti biasa PM Singpore pun tanya : Apa orang Thai buat dengan chewing gum yang dah dimakan??
Raja Siam : Kami tak buat apa, kami buang aje.
PM Singapore : Ooo kat Singapore , lepas makan chewing gum, kamirecycle jadik kondom, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thai .
Raja Siam plak tanya: Apa orang singpore buat dengan kondom selepasdigunakan??
PM Singapore : Kami tak buat apa, kami buang aje.
Raja Siam : Ooo kat Thai , lepas guna kondom, kami recycle jadik chewing gum, lepas tu kami eksport ke Singapore.
Erk! Muka PM Singapore jadik merah padam dan sebaik saja PM Singpore Balik ke negaranya, dia terus ban chewing gum di Singpore , sampai sekarang!
Itulah kisahnya, kenapa chewing gum di-ban kat Singpore ."
p/s: kondom tuh aper eh????...*thinking*
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
jum berbuka bersama-sama...
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
sedikit tips untuk lelaki kpd wanita..ehehe
korang korang korang.....korang taw maksud setiap warne bunga ros tuh..ke main bg jerk??..hihihi
so memandangkan ak ngah mengamal kan konsep "sharing is scaring, but sumtime will be scary"...
so ak nk share la tentang maksud warna bunga ros ngan maksud bilangan nyaa....
MAKSUD WARNA BUNGA ROS
red/merah:
Sincere Love & Respect, Courage & Passion
send red roses to convey the message of your passionate love for that someone;
saying "I love you"
pink/merah jambu:
Grace and Gentility, the rose of sweet thoughts.
Send deep pink roses to show your appreciation & gratitude; saying "Thank you".
Send light pink roses to convey admiration and sympathy.
yellow/kuning:
They signify friendship, joy, gladness and freedom, the promise of a new beginning.
Send yellow roses to brighten up someone's day; to congratulate your friends and loved ones during Joyous occasions.
white/putih:
Spiritual love & Purity, the rose of confession, the bridal rose; "You are heavenly", "I am worthy of you"
Commonly used to symbolize a happy love. You can nevertheless use them to convey the message of "You are heavenly, I miss you"
Lavender/ungu:
Love at first sight and enchantment
Send lavender roses of course, to convey the message of your "love at first sight" with that special someone. you can nevertheless also send them if you like to make a special impression.
Orange/jingga:
Passionate desire, pure enthusiasm and fascination
An excellent choice for a new relationship that you wish to pursue further. it can nevertheless also be referring to a new business partnership.